Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
I’m going to keep reblogging this until you all hear it.
CLITOORIS
There are legitimately tears streaming down my face - someone help me!!! XD
OMFG
I’M CRYING LIKE LITERALLY THOUGH OMFG
… OMG.
I CAN’T. I JUST CAN’T

THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY CAN’T I BUY IT
