Wasabi Candy Canes - You know they’re Wasabi Candy Canes, but to everyone else they look like normal mint-flavored green-striped candy canes. Of course, when they grab one, instead of the minty goodness they’ll be expecting, they get a mouthful of horseradishy heat!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE THINGS. My mom literally brought these home today and didn’t tell me. sO I JUST WALKED UP AND SAW THESE CANDY CANES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING TREE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE SOME SORT OF WATERMELON OR GREEN APPLE AND I GOT WASABI. MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT ME. ALL I COULD TASTE WAS COLD HARD BETRAYAL
Someone once told me that human beings have three dimensions: how you see yourself, how others see you, and how you want others to see you. The closer the distance between the three dimensions, the more at peace you are and the more stable you become.
Marwa Rakha (The Poison Tree)
What I hate is ignorance, smallness of imagination, the eye that sees no farther than its own lashes. All things are possible. Who you are is limited only by who you think you are.
Egyptian Book of the Dead (via thestylishgypsy)